random thoughts
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Another beautiful food~~
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BROCCOLI!
This is what I had for lunch today. grilled salmon with mashed pumpkin. Yummy!
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And this is what my sister ate.
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They look so pretty altogether!
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Well, actually not that nice.. looks gross though haha!

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random thoughts
Monday, September 29, 2008
Isn't this a bee-u-ti-full fruit? Looks like a piece of art hor...

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names not to have

One of my friends email me this and I thought I shall share it with you peeps for a good laugh! ENJOY!

Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before


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just let me die
I can just jump down and die. REALLY! Since the beginning of my gym routine, I've put on a whopping 3 KILOGRAMS! Yes, ur eyes didn't play tricks on you. 3KG! That's like carrying a 6pound ball with me around lor! Gosh! Just let me die! I've been eating normally and I still can put on so much weight. Maybe the air that I breathe has calories too so it is only sensible that I exhale more. FREAK LAH! And you're right.. I AM very Worked UP! That's why I type in caps.

Why Why WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!

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my brown eyebrows!
Saturday, September 27, 2008
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Kekekekeke! Yeah! Now my eyebrows are the same as my hair!

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Friday, September 26, 2008
OMG! 2 of my friends are married!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!

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self-obsessed!
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Freak! Freak freak! I went to the gym at Yishun earlier on and saw this disgusting guy who flexed his muscles in front of the mirror every min or so!!!! And he was like bouncing to the music while admiring his own arms! Talking abt being self-obssessed.. he's the ultimate example man!
Ok ok, he has a rather big chest (like bigger than my boobs!) and rather chunky arms but then look at his legs! Look at his butt!!! He has the legs of Sesame Street "Big Bird" and his butt is like how flat lor.. like airport runway!!! It doesn't matter if a guy is well-built or wat.. but at least proportionate rite???? And it'll help if he stops showing off his muscles.. he might as well be an exotic dancer at some hen club! Gosh.. and wat was worst... his NUDE COLOUR BRIEFS! WHY NUDE COLOUR??? Grey, black, blue or even orange is better than nude lah! Faints....

But, it was entertaining to watch him lah hahahaha!

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My sister and I were talking abt the names that ang mohs have.. they really sound cool on them but it sounds really weird and funny if we name our babies those names. I'm not being racist or whatever but it really does sound funny! Ok ok some examples:

1) PARIS Hilton

Paris Wu? Paris Lee? Paris Tan? Paris Ong?
What will pple say?? "eh! ur child so poser sia!"


2) AMERICA Ferrera (Ugly Betty)

America Wu??? Yucks! Give me a break pls...
Anyway, wat's with naming after a country? China Wu? Imagine I name my child Singapore Wu! @_@

3) MERCEDES

Gosh, what abt Volvo?


Am I right, am I right???

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I'm watching Tyra Banks Show now.. and a relationship expert said

"No man in the world likes to watch his gal do her hair in the salon EVER!"


EEKKS!

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To-do list
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Gosh, I really need to do some serious thinking! There are a couple of things which I want to do..

1) Manicure (either french or natural colour)

2) Pedicure (same as the above)

3) Facial

4) Massage

5) Buy "House" DVD

6) Save money yah I know.. this is so contradicting!

So irritating! I wanna save up some money and yet I wanna pamper myself. sigh sigh sigh*** Should I just be a rich and ugly bitch? Or be a pretty but poor bitch? hehehehehehe.. kidding!

Yah yah, it might sound bimbotic but what the heck?! I want I want I want!!!!!



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Eyebrows architect
I'd always wanted brown eyebrows to match my new hair colour and WaLA! I have brown eyebrows now! This is the first time I stepped into Browhaus.. one word to desribe the place - COOL! There are several green cubicles and in each one, there is a sort of like a dentist chair with that bright lamp which facial salons use.

So first, Doreen (the very friendly brow "architect") stirred the mixture and then gently applied it on my brows. I was so afraid it would sting coz I have sensitive skin.. but it turned out ok! Then she tidied my brows using the method "threading". It's a new experience for me and honestly it feels weird... was quite comfortable actually. Not as painful as tweezing... can go try!

NEXT: WAXING! wahahahaha. I've been wanting to do this but am so freaking scared!!!!!!!

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Drink of the day!
Monday, September 22, 2008
Jolly Shandy!

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lemon + 0.5% alcohol + Vitamin C
So far I've tried the one of the 2 new flavours and that is lychee... I wanna try the peach too! I think this is the only beer that tastes nice. Well, at least sweet keke.

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Fun-filled day!
Sunday, September 21, 2008
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My parents and I went to check out the furniture shops @ Tanglin Village, Dempsey Rd. And along the way, we spotted lots of parrots outside a carpet shop. Wonder if the owners keep them as pets or selling them eh? Anyway, they look nice but then... they SHIT DAMN A LOT!!!!!!! YUCKS

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Si Hui met me at my place before we head down to Singapore Expo Max Pavillon for Elva Hsiao's 三面夏娃 音乐会. I've never changed and put on make up in such a short time before! Everything done in 15mins! Power packed!!!!! Yes guys, power packed ok?! I know I know... you guys think that 15mins is no big deal coz you just need to slip on a pair of pants on top of your boxers and then wear a tee... But GIRLS????? We need to think of wearing tank, tube or blouse? Skirt, shorts or pants? Foundation, blusher, eyeshadow, mascara, lip gloss... and to think which pair of shoes are the best match! Imagine all these done within 15mins! *grins*

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Anyway, Elva look so much better in person and she has skinny legs... I mean real skinny. Like bird.

She sang

1)More More More

2) 冲动

3)我爱你那么多

4)最熟悉的陌生人

5)类似爱情

6)I'll Be There



After that we went Sakae Sushi at T2 for dinner and my sister joined us there. Reached home at around 1 plus in the morning and dad said he wants to go prawn-fishing @-@!!! So the 4 of us went Sin Ming to fish till like 5.40am.... and we still went amk centre for Macs Breakfast.




WAIT wait! We're not done yet for the day leh... read on..




Si hui, my sister and I still sat at our dining table reading up the news of the Yishun murder... we started saying how ruthless that PRC man was and I have no idea how come we talked abt Mas Selamat. Gosh... we were so tired already lah!! Have you seen 3 zombies talking abt the news?


oH OH! talking abt the news.. on "Newpaper" today, there are china boys loitering around Lucky Chinatown offering "massages" and "extra services" to AH PEK AND DIRTY OLD MEN!!! They charge $200 for FULL SERVICE. *Faints*

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My "yan dao" hairstylist
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Look look look at my "yan dao" hairstylist's creation!
Aiya! my hp cam is like shit.. can't really see my hair colour.


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psst... I have the same hair colour as my cute hairstylist now wahahaha! =p

Peeps, if you wanna have nice hair.. can try going to the one that I've been going to. Klearcut @ Far East Plaza, level 5.


And I can start acting pretty !
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My fridge =)
I opened my fridge to take water and look what I've found!!!


1) Andrea EyeQ anti stress eye mask
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It is said to reduce wrinkles, fine lines and puffiness...

This is how you put the patches on...
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Leave them on for 10 mins...
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And you can camwhore while waiting!!!
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After 10 mins...
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What the hell?! It's still puffy lor! But then it's only the first time I've tried. Perhaps need a few more sessions then can see the results. Well, we shall see.


Another beauty product: Bio-essence "Tanaka White" Mask

This is how it looks like. Sold at any leading pharmacy and supermarkets.
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Application
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
At the end of the day.... with an "act cute" expression
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Tadah~ it's hard to TRY to look pretty. sigh~~

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I really wonder whether I should go dye my eyebrows and hair~ Both in lighter shades just like Elva Hsiao... But then will it make a difference? Will I look lian? I wanna do my nails too! I want long curly hair! Oh my oh my~ I'm gonna catch Elva's 三面夏娃音乐会!Should I colour my eyebrows??? should I should I???? hmmmmm....

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Fish Spa experience
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
These were taken some time ago... our first fish spa experience @ Singapore Flyer building. I was the one who wanted to try and in the end I freaked out hahaha. I dare not put my legs in lah! The feeling is so eerie can! Like so ticklishhhhh~ all the fishes eating your legs eeeeeeeeeeeee!



These are my legs, of course...
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And the hairy ones are Jackson's
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But after that my legs seem smoother leh... anyway, just go try and you might like the tingling feeling. OMG.. so kinky!

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MY DAD!
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Keke.. let u guys see the other side of my dad.. His company was having like some exchange thingy... dunno wat shit also lah.. anyway, ENJOY PEEPS! hahahahaha


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Master Wong Fei Hong pose


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Another classic Wong Fei Hong pose again...


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To end it all, an Andy Lau pose =)


kekeke dun tell him I showed you guys these hor. He'll kill me!!!

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Photobucket time!
Hey guys! I have new ideas for my tattoo already! Thanks to photobucket!



Here it goes!!!







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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course I know it looks silly! DUH!

But on a side note.. I like the dollar sign wahahahahahaha!


There's so much things u can do with photobucket!

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COOL RITE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hahaha I think I'm a bit outdated already!

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Tattoo
Monday, September 15, 2008
I feel like adding something on to my existing tattoo. Cannot cannot... must tahan. Tattoo can be so addictive! They are never enough! gosh! Should I should I should I????



my tattoo

I have no idea what to add on. Hmmm *thinks* maybe you guys can help me!

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Photobucket!
Tadah!


Before

pom pom


After
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My gosh! I didn't know you can do so much stuff with photobucket! I wonder if can use photobucket to edit my photos. Maybe it can make me look slimmer, more voluptous, more chio hahahaha!

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OMG! Photoshop can do wonders!!! Never believe those celebrity pictures! I was reading Xia Xue's blog and she taught viewers how to use photoshop to edit pictures. My gosh! Really amazing!

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Thursday, September 11, 2008
So tired!!! tired tired tired *whines* (yucks! pui!!) lol. I was trying to take off my sports bra and my arms were trembling! That's how bad it was! Next wednesday gonna run on the track (mind you, under the HOT SUN!) I told my trainer I was allergic to the sun and DAMN.. he didn't buy that (well, duhhhhhhh!~)

I miss my team mates!! and Coach Thomas as well!!

And I miss you too ;)

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Monday, September 8, 2008
I left my baggage and it feels darn good! We are loving each other in another way. And you just did the sweetest and yet the silliest thing which no one has ever done it before. Love is not about possessing someone. To me, it's about giving joy to that person and seeing him/her happy. I am happy. We'll carry on with our own lives and work towards our targets. Who knows what will happen in the future? Just enjoy the present. <3

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Sunday, September 7, 2008
I just want to cry it all out. Just SCREAM my lungs out and CRY my HEART out. It's snowballing inside me. I want to but I just can't.... for some reason I duno wat it is, I just can't cry it out.

I gave up 2 things I love to reality. REALITY. Reality. I hate this word.

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Monday, September 1, 2008
I gave up on us. And I guess you've given up too. I've sent you a couple of messages but there was no reply yet. For all the commitment I've given in the past, this is my payoff - and that is you ignoring me.

I thought we could still be friends. I thought.

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