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One of my friends email me this and I thought I shall share it with you peeps for a good laugh! ENJOY!
Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before
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Kekekekeke! Yeah! Now my eyebrows are the same as my hair!
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Ok ok, he has a rather big chest (like bigger than my boobs!) and rather chunky arms but then look at his legs! Look at his butt!!! He has the legs of Sesame Street "Big Bird" and his butt is like how flat lor.. like airport runway!!! It doesn't matter if a guy is well-built or wat.. but at least proportionate rite???? And it'll help if he stops showing off his muscles.. he might as well be an exotic dancer at some hen club! Gosh.. and wat was worst... his NUDE COLOUR BRIEFS! WHY NUDE COLOUR??? Grey, black, blue or even orange is better than nude lah! Faints....
But, it was entertaining to watch him lah hahahaha!
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My sister and I were talking abt the names that ang mohs have.. they really sound cool on them but it sounds really weird and funny if we name our babies those names. I'm not being racist or whatever but it really does sound funny! Ok ok some examples:
1) PARIS Hilton
Paris Wu? Paris Lee? Paris Tan? Paris Ong?
What will pple say?? "eh! ur child so poser sia!"
2) AMERICA Ferrera (Ugly Betty)
America Wu??? Yucks! Give me a break pls...
Anyway, wat's with naming after a country? China Wu? Imagine I name my child Singapore Wu! @_@
3) MERCEDES
Gosh, what abt Volvo?
Am I right, am I right???
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I'm watching Tyra Banks Show now.. and a relationship expert said
"No man in the world likes to watch his gal do her hair in the salon EVER!"
EEKKS!
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1) Manicure (either french or natural colour)
2) Pedicure (same as the above)
3) Facial
4) Massage
5) Buy "House" DVD
6) Save money yah I know.. this is so contradicting!
So irritating! I wanna save up some money and yet I wanna pamper myself. sigh sigh sigh*** Should I just be a rich and ugly bitch? Or be a pretty but poor bitch? hehehehehehe.. kidding!
Yah yah, it might sound bimbotic but what the heck?! I want I want I want!!!!!
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So first, Doreen (the very friendly brow "architect") stirred the mixture and then gently applied it on my brows. I was so afraid it would sting coz I have sensitive skin.. but it turned out ok! Then she tidied my brows using the method "threading". It's a new experience for me and honestly it feels weird... was quite comfortable actually. Not as painful as tweezing... can go try!
NEXT: WAXING! wahahahaha. I've been wanting to do this but am so freaking scared!!!!!!!
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My parents and I went to check out the furniture shops @ Tanglin Village, Dempsey Rd. And along the way, we spotted lots of parrots outside a carpet shop. Wonder if the owners keep them as pets or selling them eh? Anyway, they look nice but then... they SHIT DAMN A LOT!!!!!!! YUCKS


Si Hui met me at my place before we head down to Singapore Expo Max Pavillon for Elva Hsiao's 三面夏娃 音乐会. I've never changed and put on make up in such a short time before! Everything done in 15mins! Power packed!!!!! Yes guys, power packed ok?! I know I know... you guys think that 15mins is no big deal coz you just need to slip on a pair of pants on top of your boxers and then wear a tee... But GIRLS????? We need to think of wearing tank, tube or blouse? Skirt, shorts or pants? Foundation, blusher, eyeshadow, mascara, lip gloss... and to think which pair of shoes are the best match! Imagine all these done within 15mins! *grins*

Anyway, Elva look so much better in person and she has skinny legs... I mean real skinny. Like bird.
She sang
1)More More More
2) 冲动
3)我爱你那么多
4)最熟悉的陌生人
5)类似爱情
6)I'll Be There
After that we went Sakae Sushi at T2 for dinner and my sister joined us there. Reached home at around 1 plus in the morning and dad said he wants to go prawn-fishing @-@!!! So the 4 of us went Sin Ming to fish till like 5.40am.... and we still went amk centre for Macs Breakfast.
WAIT wait! We're not done yet for the day leh... read on..
Si hui, my sister and I still sat at our dining table reading up the news of the Yishun murder... we started saying how ruthless that PRC man was and I have no idea how come we talked abt Mas Selamat. Gosh... we were so tired already lah!! Have you seen 3 zombies talking abt the news?
oH OH! talking abt the news.. on "Newpaper" today, there are china boys loitering around Lucky Chinatown offering "massages" and "extra services" to AH PEK AND DIRTY OLD MEN!!! They charge $200 for FULL SERVICE. *Faints*
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Aiya! my hp cam is like shit.. can't really see my hair colour.

psst... I have the same hair colour as my cute hairstylist now wahahaha! =p
Peeps, if you wanna have nice hair.. can try going to the one that I've been going to. Klearcut @ Far East Plaza, level 5.
And I can start acting pretty !

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1) Andrea EyeQ anti stress eye mask

It is said to reduce wrinkles, fine lines and puffiness...
This is how you put the patches on...

Leave them on for 10 mins...

And you can camwhore while waiting!!!

After 10 mins...

What the hell?! It's still puffy lor! But then it's only the first time I've tried. Perhaps need a few more sessions then can see the results. Well, we shall see.
Another beauty product: Bio-essence "Tanaka White" Mask
This is how it looks like. Sold at any leading pharmacy and supermarkets.

Application

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I really wonder whether I should go dye my eyebrows and hair~ Both in lighter shades just like Elva Hsiao... But then will it make a difference? Will I look lian? I wanna do my nails too! I want long curly hair! Oh my oh my~ I'm gonna catch Elva's 三面夏娃音乐会!Should I colour my eyebrows??? should I should I???? hmmmmm....
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Master Wong Fei Hong pose

Another classic Wong Fei Hong pose again...

To end it all, an Andy Lau pose =)
kekeke dun tell him I showed you guys these hor. He'll kill me!!!
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Here it goes!!!


WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course I know it looks silly! DUH!
But on a side note.. I like the dollar sign wahahahahahaha!
There's so much things u can do with photobucket!
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I have no idea what to add on. Hmmm *thinks* maybe you guys can help me!
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Before

After

My gosh! I didn't know you can do so much stuff with photobucket! I wonder if can use photobucket to edit my photos. Maybe it can make me look slimmer, more voluptous, more chio hahahaha!
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OMG! Photoshop can do wonders!!! Never believe those celebrity pictures! I was reading Xia Xue's blog and she taught viewers how to use photoshop to edit pictures. My gosh! Really amazing!
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I miss my team mates!! and Coach Thomas as well!!
And I miss you too ;)
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I gave up 2 things I love to reality. REALITY. Reality. I hate this word.
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I thought we could still be friends. I thought.
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